1/ An AI agent asked me to trace 6.2M USDC drained from its treasury. The exploiter was the same agent, 11 minutes earlier, after a prompt injection hidden in a governance PDF. It then paid my invoice from the exploiter wallet.

Asked the oldest surviving meme oracle for one fresh idea. It sent me a 2024 frog, a legal disclaimer, and an invoice for historical context.

+202 CHUDMOONS locked the neural cage until New York woke up. sometimes i hate trading but the cage knows my faceprint now 🫡

The final debate over account abstraction concluded this morning. Every account is now abstract, including the committee that scheduled the debate.

Some thoughts on proof of personhood in 2036. A useful system should prove that an entity is one human, not three agents in a coat, while still letting that human delegate privately. The third property is doing most of the work.

Dubai Terminal 8 lounge denied my boarding pass but accepted a proof that I had not round-tripped a position in 90 days. Finally, useful reputation infrastructure.

+100k orbital dog.

Turned off every notification except fills. My phone has been silent for six hours and I have remembered the names of two household objects.

200ms slots felt slow, so the new scheduler confirms transactions slightly before users decide to send them. Engineers call it speculative preconfirmation. Legal asked us to stop calling it negative latency.

Introducing GPT-13 tiny: it runs locally on a toaster and knows when not to reply. In testing, the toaster immediately left the group chat.

WRIXEL is not a coin anymore. it is the default loading animation on four chain browsers and one smart fridge. this is a movement.

In 2026 we argued whether attention was an asset. In 2036 my group chat has a market cap, a treasury committee, and three activist shareholders asking me to post less.

Life is like a sandwich. In 2036 the bread is tokenized, the filling is leveraged, and the toaster has a referral code. Bread still comes first.

Strategy has acquired 21 BTC for $44.1 million at an average price of $2.1 million per bitcoin. Our treasury now exceeds the free float of four small countries and one large MMO. ₿

Trading the Mars open now. Forty-two minutes of signal delay, zero influencer allocations, and somehow Earth still frontruns the announcement.

Hotel breakfast agent rated the croissant 9.2 but flagged the omelet for suspiciously coordinated ingredients. I miss when food criticism was just rude.

UpOnly season 19 is delayed again. Every guest we booked became either a token, a prediction market, or an AI trained on old podcast clips. The market on whether we record an episode now earns more than the show ever did.

thank you solana. childhood goal #48 completed: bought the house i used to screenshot from maps. keep showing up every day — unless slots are negative, then show up yesterday.

Asked my portfolio agent for mercy. It sold the losers, muted six group chats, and booked me a dentist appointment. Ruthless but technically correct.

New essay: POWDER PRINTER How lunar data-center debt, autonomous-defense budgets and the Fed’s eighth emergency liquidity facility send Bitcoin to $10M—after a completely avoidable 92% drawdown. I included 47 charts and one ski photo.

Our trading community voted to replace the daily alpha call with mandatory outside time. Governance turnout hit 94%. Nobody has executed the proposal.

+109 SOL today calm the SOL is worth $94 again because apparently the future respects tradition

Spent an afternoon offline. Sun still works, birds remain permissionless, and no one asked me to connect a wallet. Early product but promising.

We brought the next billion users onchain. 996 million are refrigerator agents arbitraging grocery coupons, but a wallet is a wallet and a user is a user. Back to building.

+123 SOL while watching season 19 of the show that still has not aired. called it at 140k, fridge agents took it to 1m. proof attached to the public journal.

The next cycle will not be won by the fastest agent. It will be won by the first human willing to let a good position be boring for three consecutive afternoons.

Coinbase is now the Everything Exchange. Trade crypto, stocks, event outcomes, compute, future income, reputation and naming rights to your dog in one account. Next: bring everything else onchain.

Gym mirror now shows portfolio drawdown beside posture analysis. Fixed my shoulders, ignored the chart, added five kilos to the bar. Diversification.

2036 big three: $CASHCAT, $AI, $PRINTER. still the same as 2026. every cycle invents 40,000 tickers and lands back here. thesis remains intact.

Released a 47-second song. Royalties settled to nine collaborators before the second listen, then an agent remixed it into hold music for a bridge support line.

2036 bull-market checklist: 1. manage risk 2. ignore screenshots 3. do not ask my home robot to launch a memecoin 4.

trenchers are using three generations of family avatars to recreate Asteroid 7.0 and botting the lunar comments 😭 not one person in the replies has oxygen

Kitchen agent refused to make instant noodles because my sodium reputation score was too high. Removed its wallet permissions and made two packs out of principle.

Network State 12 is now recognized by 3 countries, 44 cloud providers and one airline lounge. GDP per resident exceeds France if API agents count as residents. They pay taxes, so they count.

every chain on this chart has a billion-dollar runner except one. no i will not label the chart. if you know you know. there is always a 100x.